"I wish I was drunk"
Me always (via rafrica)

(via ha-ze)

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy
"I want to cuddle with you but also give you orgasms."
(via fuckingz)

(Source: gayisthenewokay, via i-cant-save-the-world)

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

image

(via i-suck-dick)

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

(via lubricates)

avoxia:

omG jeNNIFER SAID PIZZA?? pIZZ A ?? om g she ‘s one of uS!!!!!!!!!no diets???she lilkes FoOD??!!QUEEN!!soo t umlbr!!!!!!!!!specia l

(via marina-and-the-faggots)


Money Maker ©

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Source: margayret, via pale-pussy)

orbem:

when the bae is horny but u sleeping
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