sweatyblogger:

being allergic to animals is like being allergic to happiness

(via gossipinq)

nirvanaschild:

I’m sorry but this made my whole day

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

(Source: baesitter, via i-got-no-friends)

baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could have happened

(via lubricates)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Stuffed Jalapeno Bread with Bacon

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via hotboyproblems)

tomhanksy:

Jonah Chill. Portland, OR.
holdyourorgasm:

http://holdyourorgasm.tumblr.com/

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via heylookitstimmy)

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